Assblaster

Assblast, (formerly known as Seb162, TheWolfBoss, TheChymaWolf, Asumaster, Komali, Kafeiton, Kifeiton) is a icegiant who calls Fjäljördend his home. Assblast seeks great adventures in the lands beyond the frosty mountains however lack the social skills or the look to venture into the wretched lands alone.

Profile
Assblaster was born under the crossing between moons on the Laky mountain, east of Klaesh, the captial of the icegiants. There is little know about his parents but runic symbols along the mountain tells that he was trained by his gwandma whos name is unknown, only that she was a skilled merchant with lots of wealth whom she shared with Assblaster. Because of his easily gained wealth he turned to illegal gambling leaving the majority of his wealth lost and his name dishonored.

Assblaster is currenly 23 winters old and travels the land with his two most trusty friends, Thicc God and his right hand. He currently seeks to travel south-west towards Mangloo cove to meet up with a merchant which he has ordered a rare magic scroll who harness the power of the past. Assblaster seek this scroll in hopes of turning back time to redeem his name and his honor to then take control as boss over the wolf plains.

One of his more recent friends is the Japanese general Bella who he finds to be helpful, trustworthy and not a spy for any imperial world power.

Appearance
Assblaster is a tall icegiant with long dark acorn brown hair that follows down his stomach and connects with his somewhat darker pubic hair, or as Assblaster likes to call it "public hair" (Kappa). Assblast has a sharp chin and round, smile approving cheeks making a normal smile shine a little brighter. However that wont save his face if he was to be hit by Thicc God whos strenght is unknown. Assblasts eyes are (from what I can tell in the picture) green-brown with a excited and bright look. He often, if not always wear his rectangle shaped glasses. His body is fair and tall, obviously a given as a icegiant.

Personality
Assblast has a friendly personality but isn't afraid to bite back when he finds the situation requires it. When he is happy he smiles bright but mostly managed from laughing outloud, probobly because he is shy to make too much of a noice. When he is sad it can get emotional, and when he is angry you better leave the room as he is about to drop a shit on the floor and throw it at you.

Music taste
As a free man he was obviously succ'ed into the void that is japanese culture and not after long was he hooked on anime music, vocaloids, meth, and nighcore making a nice package that goes well together with the half nude posters of cartoon women drawn with japanese inspiration, aka hentai that he covers his wall besides the bed.

Streams
Assblast would be considered a veriety streamer with recurring themes like League of Legends. He is also known to play anything that is free to play or free for a limited time. As a League of Legends player he is known for climbing to a silver as a support main, intentionally feeding, going afk and flaming his teammates. This has resulted in accounts being banned and punished in different ways.

Assblaster have also played horror games. The game Layers of fear was free for a limited time so the stream quickly turned spooky. Throughout the stream he keept a good distance between him and his screen just incase someone would try to grab him through it like in his animes. He was never grabbed, however he did open a door in the game leaving him in shock and terror as he plowed his hair with his fingers, covering his face. The clip can be found here* (unless it has been removed). He however recovered quickly with a smile on his face, but it was enough of spooks for one night.

One recurring theme is the desperation for Assblast to find the subreddit where the secret treasure of memes about him are stored. He has received countless of clues towards the hidden treasure without making any progress. One of the most popular and biggest part of the clues is "Fisk'n Chips", a recurring theme that Assblast thinks will be the clue that will make him rich. He has yet been able to figure out how to use this clue but continues his search restlessly.

One stream after losing one league of legends game he lost 20 lp (the usual amount you lose from a ranked game) and instantly got tilted. He proceeded to play games while tilted leading to more losses which got him more tilted. As his moderators continued with their sarcastic and jokingly comments he chose to unmod them and ban them multiple times. This abuse went on as well as his flame saying such things as "hope you wake up and dont" leaving the ex-moderators laughing in chat as he cannot even say he hope that they die without a fail. The clip of that can be found here*

Moderators
Unlike Thicc God Assblast only has one raven and instead a shiba (Latin; Doge) at his side. The raven is the same as the one resting on Thicc Gods shoulder, Fire, ruler of chaos. The shiba is Wackyy, ruler of total chaos. This clearly shows that Assblaster doesn't give a fuck about the chat experience nor any natural balance in the stream. This is higly approved by Wackyy and Fire gives him the thumbs up as it provides more freedom compared to other streams strengthening their loyalty to the blaster of asses.

Diet
Assblasters diet varies between the streams, so here is a compilation of honorable mentions.
 * Icecream strings one bucket consumed during a stream
 * Pizza is Assblasters main source of energy income.