Branflakes

Branflakes is a breakfast cereal flakes made out of whole grain, wheat and weat bran that is rich in vitamins and iron. It gets its name from the wheat bran that it is made out of. The taste can only be described as dried wheat and dirt that has been left in the sun for too long, known as a healthy breakfast.

Honorable mentions
The streamer and god, Thicc God was informed of these flakes by Wackyy after discussing frosted flakes and watching various Tony the tiger parody commercials on youtube. After being given the knowledge of its existance he said "I would like to eat those" clearly stating that (please play this in the background as you read slowly) there is a bigger reason for our lives, that there is a bigger meaning for our existance. That the universes ever expanding groath makes us as humans smaller and smaller by the minute and that everything you do over your lifetime is without meaning or affection on the universe. That there is more to life then having it all disappear along with earth after billions of years. Thicc God, found the answers in the flakes, the hard weaty truth that dries his toungue just to think of it. It was always in the branflakes. Always.

Its also Wackyy's main source of energy income btw.