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Thicc God facing the camera, Assblast in the background eating his fingers

This wiki tells the tale of the icegiant Assblaster from fjäljördend, Thicc God from Succhalla and their streams. Many stories have been told of them and their adventures yet the ancient winds whisper of many more to come. Join us as we uncover this vast treasure that is, Assblast and Thicc Gods streams!

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The assblast past lore Edit



It was a long time ago in a ancient world of the samurai. A lone warrior off the fjeljord called Assblaster was on his way to slay the evil king 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 GOD OWEN. Assblaster slayed his foes one after the other to reach the king of gods 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 GOD OWEN. When he finally

got there he was met with a undescribable power the king of gods 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 GOD OWEN had all the infinity stones. Assblaster fought with his ancient chaos emeralds but he was no match for the might of the infinity stones. BUT HIS LEGENDARY KATANA OF MOLLY THOT DESTROYER CMON BRUH 69 BILGE BARREL COMBO MADE HIM STRONGER and he was able to make the king of gods 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 GOD OWEN kneel before him. Assblaster was one katana barrel q auto passive ignite away from killing the king of gods 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 GOD OWEN. BUT THEN OUT OF NO WHERE HE FKING SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AND THE INFINITY STONES MADE HIM GO BACK TO THE ASSBLAST PAST.

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